“Shawshank Redempsey, you must have heard of that film! You know, where Clint Dempsey is given a life sentence at Shawshank State penitentiary. I can’t believe you haven’t seen it! I won’t tell you the ending but essentially he meets Morgan Freeman in the joint and has a bloody good time. Except when he gets bummed… Sorry.
“What about Jurassic Park Ji Sung? You haven’t seen that either? Oh my god! Ji Sung Park fights a fucking velociraptor! It’s a must watch.
“Here are my top 5 favourite films, please tell me you’ve seen at least one of them:
- Saving Private Ryan Giggs
- Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Meireles
- Gangs of Dwight Yorke
- The Big Podolski
- Schweinsteiger’s list
“What are yours? And don’t say Steve Bruce Almighty, none of us appreciated seeing what Steve would do with all God’s powers, and when he started getting with Jennifer Aniston? Well that was just gross.
“Wayne Bridge over the River Kwai you say? That’s a good film I guess, Wayne Bridge in a Japanese POW camp, I could watch that again. But what about Peter Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon? Final Distination 5? Ballack to the future? You haven’t seen any of them?
It appears you’ve got some serious films to catch up on my friend. I bet you haven’t even seen Ace Venturer Pet Deheskey! You make me sick.
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