Category: Observations

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Why the King’s Cross – Stories From the Underground

“The Baron’s Court his Seven Sisters Wapping in a ditch in the Royal Park,” said Victoria, “And now the King’s Cross.” “Who’s ditch?” I asked. “Shoreditch” Victoria said but I told her it wasn’t. “It’s by Devon’s Road it must be his ditch. Now tell me why the King’s Cross?”...

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The London Mayoral Election – Where were you?

I know that lots of you didn’t end up voting in yesterday’s Mayoral elections. Why would you? You’re young, dumb and full of cum, and politics is for bellends. Besides, who really knows what the London Mayor actually does (except the obvious like get bikes names after them)? I get...

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Sharing is Caring – How to help an artist

Image by Ed Quast. A large proportion of my friends are struggling artists and I hasten to emphasize the word struggling. They are photographers, musicians, filmmakers, writers, actors, poets or some sweet creative combination of the above. They are also, though their twitter won’t admit it, part time bar staff,...

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Brush and Floss

My dentist, either as a well thought out subliminal message, or because he knows no other reality, has decorated his office to resemble the insides of a giant, well kept mouth. He’s painted the walls the blanched pink colour of gums and lined them with equally spaced posters of teeth,...

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Soup Salad

I bought food at the student union (the Russell House) for one of the first times the other day. It’s somewhat different to our student union back home as I try to tell people here. Back in Leeds we have three nightclubs and two bars in our SU, here they...